are proud to announce that forum stickers are finally available to all and sundry at amazingly cheap prices for such top quality tat.Hand made in solid sterling silver by semi-naked native chicks in some luxurious tropical location (a bit like in that sexy Cadburys Flake advert - you remember)
A multitude of sizes are available to suit all tastes, so two!
But there's more! there are also two types - ones you put inside glass so that the lettering can be seen from outside the vehicle (when you get round to cleaning it, that is)
The other goes on the outside of the vehicle to cover dents, splits, crap paint jobs, out of date tax discs (less obvious than moving just the one wiper arm to do the same thing
)Sizes are as follows:-
7 - inch long x 1 3/16 high (max) for fitting inside glass to be read outside of the vehicle
7 - inch long x 1 3/16 high (max) for fitting on the outside of the vehicle to be read from the outside
11-inch long x 1 3/4 high (max) for fitting inside glass to be read from the outside of the vehicle
11-inch long x 1 3/4 high (max) for fitting on the outside of the vehicle to be read from the outside
Metric is :- (7-inch) 39mm (max height) x 178mm Long.
(9-inch) 46mm (max height) x 278mm Long.
These are seperate letters, but there's an easy trick to applying them. Pictures say a thousand words as they say (well 6 letters and two numbers anyway). Make sure the glass or paintwork is clean and grease free.
Cover the letters with masking tape (not a very sticky tape such as sellotape, gaffer tape, etc)
The individual letters will stick to the masking tape as you peel it off the backing.
Place the stickers in the desired position on the glass/bodywork. Press carefully and smooth out any air bubbles with a soft spatula or cloth.
peel off the tape and the letters stay in place. Smooth over with a cloth.
There you go, how sexy is that? These are the large letters.
Catflaps modelling career has finally taken off.
[controversial] just need to teach him start snorting cocaine to improve it.
[/controversial)Prices are 50p each for the small and £1 each for the large includes postage and scented envelope.
Make sure you know the type you want, they'll look a bit daft, but artistically different in the wrong place.
Payment is to the forum Treasurer, Tony Cordell. I do the secretarial bit (it's the heels and short black skirt you know!)
Once you've paid remember to PM Les(countduckula)Henson or you'll not see your newly purchased stickers
Les.
