Hey dudes, it's super cool Ricardo Green here.
Ciao, chiavata cogliones.
I keep hearing rumours that not all is well with you addicts....
Bloody scum, pisciones.
Time you punks got your bloody act together.
Sort yo'selves out bros.
What's that?
Shuta your mouth Henson......
Just maka ma day, Mister Leslie - you think yo's hard?
Pompinos.
I's hard.....
I'm The Man.
The Green Man.
Now I've cracked this internet carp I'm moving into the music industry.
They all as stupid as you Landy Pandy nancy boys.
Get your wallets out and buy my new CD.
Just send £5 by Paypal to treasurer@lr4x4.com [every purchase acknowledged].
Help me make Cliff Richard look like a bad boy.
Yo!
Ciao!
Il vostro amico, Ricardo Green.
PS I really is behind you, bros.
Recchiones.
Really.
Aint that so, Mr Scrapiron?
[Whispers....'Mr Scrapiron is Capo di tutti Capos']
Yes?
Mr Scrapiron says yes, so...hey guys...I really is behind you.
Invite me to big boy parties.
I'm free most nights.
Well, every night actually since that party in Norfolk.
Sorry about the dress, Annie....
Well, you borrow some of mine.
What you mean I keep busting the zips?