Mr Scrapiron

I like the red one. Who needs blue??

Just buy some Britpart springs and paint them red - I do.......

Buon compleanno Mandy!! A young girl like you should be dressed in red. Don Vito

Just because someone woke up yesterday with an unleaded head on his pillow doesn't mean it was me..... Don Vito Scrapironi

I translate: I am the head here, there and piu argument and you go you tame some with the fish You don't scare me Don Vito Scrapironi

Boys Hoping to get the fleeces ready for the 18th. Currently having problems with the paint, but we'll get there. Don Vito Scrapironi

Mr Toger I have to apologise for speaking in Italian to Mr Green. We are both Dons, and things are different over here in England since we came over to control the publishing world. He was getting out of line and causing offence. I assume you are a man of the world? What have I ever done to make him treat me so disrespectfully? If by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies too. And then they would fear you. He now knows that he will wake up with a Series One head on his pillow if he steps out of line again. I hope I have not caused any offence to you, Mr Toger. If I can do you a favour in the future, let me know. Don Vito Scrapironi

Don Ricky, Raffreddilo, voi vite senza fine piccola! State attirando l'attenzione sul nostro funzionamento piccolo. Non desideriamo i feds conoscere che cosa abbiamo fatto al Mods. Capice? Don Vito Scrapironi Capo di tutti Capos

Les You raise these things on my daughter's wedding day? To the Capo di tutti Capos. You thing this shows respect? I never wanted this for you. I work my whole life. I don't apologize. I work to take care of my family, the magazine, the LRE Forum.... And I refused to be a fool, dancing on the string held by all those bigshots, those enthusiatic bigshots. I don't apologize - that's my life. But I thought that, that when it was your time to recive a favour, that you would be the one to hold the string. Senator Henson; Governor Henson. Well, it wasn't enough time, Leslie. It wasn't enough time. Don Vito Scrapironi

Hey guys, I hear you're looking for a sponsor. Would be happy to support you in some way. I really respect you and your Mods. You can call my products exerciseey if you like. I'm just a nice guy trying to do a favour. An offer maybe you don't feel you can refuse? You see, I want to take care of you. I spent my whole life trying not to be careless. Women and children can be careless. But not men. So, I've sent you a donation by Paypal to treasurer@lr4x4.com. One day I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as gift on my daughter's wedding day. Don Vito Scrapironi

Ricky, Ricky Consigliere. Shhhh. Don't you know walls have ears? We never met, eh? We never do deals on advertising, eh? I never influence nothing. Niente. No talks in Tesco car parks with the Sonny Hoddle. No holidays in Sicily with the pop star Taylor. Mama, the boy sings like an angel....'I see fire and I see rain'. Capice!! I talk about fire. That's why we fire those unwashed Mods. They gotta no respect for the Dons. So just shutta your mouth, you little worm, or you'll be sleeping wif de fishes like Luca Brasi. Ciao! Il vostro amico, Don Vito Scrapironi. Capo di tutti Capos

I can get a set from a scrapyard and paint them red.

Hey, who's got time to count pages? Quit the wingeing boys. And look, I've never heard of the bloody mafia. I'm not a Godfather - got it? I'm an enthusiast. The Land Rover Enthusiast. Capiche? Now look at that issue - Mama, what a beautiful magazine. Scomparto bello!! Fifteen of those ad pages I had to do a favour for. And to get those ten pages of editorial that give Scrapiron products as best buys, I had to sleep with Ricky the Finger Green's wife. Merda, I had to wear a paper bag over my head....balena....boccalone! But boys, we all gotta live. You think I'm ricco sfondato? You think red paint is cheap? So shut it! Last customer who disagreed, I cut his tongue out and welded it to his NATO hook. If you wanna have a discussion, I'll send round a limo.... One way ticket.

I can get a Defender VSS from a scrapyard and spray it red - it'll cost though

I can get you a plate from a scrapyard. I'll spray it red and charge you a lot of money.

I can get you some from a scrapyard. I'll spray them red and charge you a lot of money.