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Holiday Greetings to Everyone

I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and co-workers, but it is so difficult in today's "PC" world to know exactly what to say without offending someone.

So, on the advice of my solicitor, I wish to say the following:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the Winter Solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country great (not to imply that Great Britain is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.

Steve

:lol:

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Merry Christmas & all the best for the New Year to all users of LR4x4 ;)

I would also like to thank everyone who has give me any advice since I have joined the forum & a big thank you to the Mod's for there hard work keeping the site running!

All the best,

Simon :i-m_so_happy:

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Merry Christmas to one and all in the forums...

Happy New year as well... (just in case I can't see to type at the New year...)

Thanks for all your help in the past few months... Quite clearly the best LR resource on the net....

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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you all!!

Thanks to each end every one of you for your help <_< , advice :unsure: , wisdom :o , patience ;) and humour :lol: !

You're a great bunch of people.

My sarcasm, crudeness, filth and smut will return in 2007....

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