Mutley Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 The Defender life mystery One of life’s paranormal mysteries is HOW???........How the simplest of jobs on a Defender can turn into the most complicated and time consuming enigma that even the most accomplished physicist would struggle to resolve or complete!?!.....How such a simple job involves the total dismantling of the Defender just in order to gain access to ONE lousy NUT???....How the simple job means when you first accepted the challenge you were under the influence of substances’???.....How the simple job on a Defender is a DELUSIONAL THEORY!!!......How a 5min simple job such as emptying the ash tray means you have to remove the rear door, disconnect the middle section of the exhaust and loosen the alternator, not forgetting that every one of these will incorporate seized, rusty rounded off nuts and bolts and take the best part of 10 or so hours!?!?!?! YET, a job that logic would dictate is going to be a mare due to location, age and known knowledge of seized, rusty rounded off nuts and bolts!!! A job that suggests time is irrelevant as it is beyond comprehension!!!.... A job that will require loved ones to make contact with emergency services!!!.... A job that the mere thought of reduces any sane person to a blubbering wreck!!!.... But miraculously this job takes LESS TIME than it take to empty the ash tray!?!?!?! But time and time again we revisit this phenomena, in the hope of Debunking this MYTH, to NO avail!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianmayco68 Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 Are you having a bad day . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arjan Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 Think he needs his pills. .... although we've all been there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mo Murphy Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 As I always say - It's an easy job, what could possibly go wrong ? 😊 Mo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
western Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 33 minutes ago, Mo Murphy said: It's an easy job, what could possibly go wrong ? 😊 Mo I never say that, just tempting fate & it all goes belly up & takes 4 times longer 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagger Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 It’s all part of Einstein’s Theory of Relativity. Time dilation occurs with the presence of gravity wells, significant portions of the speed of light and the presence of Birmabright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianmayco68 Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 I thought it always went belly up and took 4 times longer as Mutley said. 😜 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
western Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 Not all the time, just occasionally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutley Posted May 16, 2020 Author Share Posted May 16, 2020 The Defender hadn't been discovered when Einstein did his Theory!!! It wasn't untill they discovered the Defender that SEIZED, RUSTY ROUNDED OFF NUTS & BOLTS were invented!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutley Posted May 16, 2020 Author Share Posted May 16, 2020 In the grand scheme, TIME IS RELEVANT!!! Unless you set aside a HUGE amount of TIME for the simplest of jobs, DON'T BOTHER starting it!?! Is my Theory! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve b Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 ....I think Ross @landroversforever has some new theories on time dilation , something about string and new wheels ... Steve b Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escape Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 It's a different spin on Schrödingers theory: a bolt is neither rusted nor seized until you decide to take spanner to it. And then the cat dies... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve b Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 Or gets waxoyled .... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FridgeFreezer Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 On 5/16/2020 at 2:27 PM, Arjan said: Think he needs his pills. Face it, we all need those round here! Nurse, the screens! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutley Posted May 18, 2020 Author Share Posted May 18, 2020 6 minutes ago, FridgeFreezer said: Nurse, the screens! FridgeFreezer, WHERE are you PUTTING these pills!?!?!?! Every time i get the spanners out now, both dogs instantly disappear and then about 2 days later the local kennel phones to let us know they found them barricaded in their usual pen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arjan Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 Dogs sort of know these things, don't they..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reb78 Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 I'd give up smoking if I were you Mutley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FridgeFreezer Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Mutley said: FridgeFreezer, WHERE are you PUTTING these pills!?!?!?! I can't say, but these suppositories aren't working and they taste awful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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