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2 minutes ago, Gazzar said:

They have their uses. But otherwise carp, mine won't tell me what the lottery numbers for tonight are going to be.

 

No, but it’ll probably tell Russian hackers your  bank account numbers...

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3 hours ago, Snagger said:

No, but it’ll probably tell Russian hackers your  bank account numbers...

They can have my overdraft, all they want!

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I just had dinner at a friend who is a Jobbophile, and he has Alexa.  He also has three and four year old daughters who know how to use it...  lights, lights off, lights on, lights off....

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.... I'm grateful to Snagger for the explanation :D, needless to say I'm not, .....and I was wondering....... I am however a Big Yin fan and if I ever hear it again, I know which association will spring to mind first!

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That’s a real hoot the first 50 times the grand kids tell her to do it after that it wears a bit thin , they also like to tell her to make an announcement either grandad smells or nanny smells ( the last message is being deputed at the mo ) from the shed to the front room or the other way round . It’s a shame the daft bint doesn’t understand a slight accent muffled by a soggy roll up hanging out of your lips when asking her to play something 🥴

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On 12/29/2020 at 2:55 PM, Jon White said:

About the only practical use I've found is when you go round your mates houses and say “Alexa, wake me up at 3am with monster sounds” when they are out of earshot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

 

Try telling the Alexa to whisper the 3am wake up - she has a whisper like the girl from 'The Ring'

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