Jump to content

Ode to Catflap


Recommended Posts

Oh catflap you did get stuck

In that Salisbury plain Muck

Poor old Les oh he did try

To get you out and it made him cry

So Les he did cut you up

and put bits of you on the scrappies truck

But now you are how ya 'orta

Cus your 21 inches shorter

No longer just a shade of red

which most from Les was blead

Now its a cool shade of Blue

with a diesel that smell like Poo

He should have gone for a V8 you know

Oh well that the way things go

One day soon he will let us see

when he smiles with completed glee

and we can all see its True

That Les has finaly finished Catflap II


Link to comment
Share on other sites

Excellent Rogue, that's the most dodgy poem I've read in a long time.

Red ? Only after it rained or I actually washed it!



I'd just like to point out that no-one got round to recovering me that day.

Happy memories of that damn-great thing though.

Les. :)

Edited by Les Henson
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Create New...

Important Information

We use cookies to ensure you get the best experience. By using our website you agree to our Cookie Policy