Steve King Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 2) Don't lick frozen lamp posts. Don't lick frozen lamp posts? Erm why would would you want to lick them in the first place? Dogs pee on them! Getting your lips stuck on a frozen door lock is understandable however! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troddenmasses Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Erm why would would you want to lick them in the first place? You have obviously never been a student in a cold northern town after leaving a pub with a 2 for 1 offer on stella. I don't know what it is about stella, but I do REALLY stupid things when I have been drinking it. So much so, that I stay away from it now. Maybe tip number 3 should be: 3) Don't drink Stella if you don't want a) a broken nose B) a broken leg c) a criminal record d) to wake up under a landy covered with frozen sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BogMonster Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Would you wake up under the middle of the LR though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimAttrill Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Dont think make the mistake of thinking that when you cross member /bumber STARTS to rust, that it is covered by the corrosion waranty.According to a local stealer, you must have a truck FULL OF HOLES in order to quailify!!! So resist the urge to do something about it now.....leave it to rust out and LR will fix it for you!! Maybe you should fill your chassis with sea water? Reminds me of a type of boots sold many years ago that came with a 6-month sole wear warranty. A couple of my friends used to buy one pair and share them (one was on nights). Last I heard they were on their sixth pair.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillbilly Raider Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Maybe you should fill your chassis with sea water? No thats Hillbilly Rebels job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkieB Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 as you'll notice, it's taken me a while to think of my top tip, although I think it's a good 'un there's no reasoning with: lunatics imbeciles dictators dogs people whose children you have killed people whose life you have ruined Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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