Les Henson Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Well the news isn't good. Yesterday there was a suspected case of Bird Flu in Scotland - this morning I get up, look in the fridge, and there's a dead chicken in it! Les. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BogMonster Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 It's spreading fast - I have a dead chicken in my fridge too! I knew there was a strong northerly wind today but that is ridiculous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McS Junior Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 In an attempt to halt the spread of Bird Flu, the Irish Air Force have just bombed the Canary Islands... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmgemini Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 My wife feeds me dead chicken each week !!! I eat rat poison mike I can cause trouble in am empty house !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiWhite Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Latest advice on symptoms is that a feeling of being slightly hungry - described as a spokesman as 'peckish' - is a sure sign..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Henson Posted April 8, 2006 Author Share Posted April 8, 2006 Achoo! Sorry. There's also French chicken isn't there, perhaps while the Irish air force are in the air ?? Les. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muckshifta Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 got a laugh last night when I went to get the wifey from her work. at the resturant she works in ,on the blackboard outside for the daily special she wrote Swan in Lemsip sauce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest diesel_jim Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Well the news isn't good. Yesterday there was a suspected case of Bird Flu in Scotland - this morning I get up, look in the fridge, and there's a dead chicken in it! Les. Hey Les... i had an evil thought earlier, about ringing the ministry and saying you live near 42 chestnut ave and you've found some dead racing pigeons.... would be worth it just to see the look on tw@t heads' face!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Henson Posted April 8, 2006 Author Share Posted April 8, 2006 Now that would definitely be a laugh, I could do a fake sneeze just as he was letting them out. You're quite an evil man Jim. Les. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollythelw Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 almost crashed the car today laughing at a woman on the local radio that rang up to say she'd seen a dead pheasant at the side of the road and asking the presenter if he thought it was bird flu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mo Murphy Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 We'll be OK, we're blokes ... Mo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillbilly Raider Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 she'd have a fit if she came round our way then! theres loads of them! though on second thoughts.... if all the townies think the same as her then the lanes and villages would/will be deserted at the weekend? Better still lets stick some "dont use this lane ...reported bird flu cases here"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minivin Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 if all the townies think the same as her then the lanes and villages would/will be deserted at the weekend? One can only hope maybe then return the country to the country people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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