MogLite Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Because I happen to know they sell large pots of petroleum grease aka Vaseline for (surprise) a pound. Perfect for priming V8 oil-pumps. (see there is LR content) I was wondering what else I could buy whilst I'm there buying big pots of Vaseline....... Something along the lines of some rubber gloves, a giant candle and a single-use camera Gotta have some fun with the checkout assistant with this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark90 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Henson Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Bluddy filthy pervs. Les. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BogMonster Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 I was wondering what else I could buy whilst I'm there buying big pots of Vaseline....... I believe a small plucked chicken may be useful? All in the mind Les, all in the mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hybrid_From_Hell Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Andy, Wear your GIMP Suit .....and have a sink plunger in your hands. All in your mind Les, all in your mind Nige Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillbilly Raider Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 There is a bloke on here that works in a foundery. He uses Vaseline daily, whats so odd about that i hear you ask? well he is completly bauld and yet there are always hairs in the vaseline! I know information overload!!!!!!! and yes there is a time and a place for posts like this!!! and this is not the time or the place!!!! but you lot started it and NO i am not telling you who it is! Mandy (waiting for a telling off and a slap from the mods) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MogLite Posted May 10, 2006 Author Share Posted May 10, 2006 Well I've got my Vaseline - three pots of the stuff. I could have bought some Durex and Neurofen to go them, but as condoms and medicine are two things not worth economising on, I left it at that. The shop assistant kinda sniggered when she loaded the Vaseline into a large clear carrier bag Mark90 - I checked the properties on that picture - its your own, not a random image from Google images - and I get called a sick puppy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark90 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 And what's worse is I already had it there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Henson Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Three pots of it too, and immediately to hand! There's absolutely no normal reason for having three pots vaseline. Uless of course you have embarrassing medical problems. Les. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark90 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 No comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 There's absolutely no normal reason for having three pots vaseline.Uless of course you have embarrassing medical problems. ... or a rover v8 oil pump to prime??? sorry, I would hate to have found some actual lr content in this thread!!! Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edwardatherton Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 (waiting for a telling off and a slap from the mods) That's not all you'll get if they actually use some of the 'suggestions' on this thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headhunter Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 There is a bloke on here that works in a foundery.He uses Vaseline daily, whats so odd about that i hear you ask? well he is completly bauld and yet there are always hairs in the vaseline! I know information overload!!!!!!! and yes there is a time and a place for posts like this!!! and this is not the time or the place!!!! but you lot started it and NO i am not telling you who it is! Mandy (waiting for a telling off and a slap from the mods) Mandy How come you are so familiar with his vaseline pot John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillbilly Raider Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 I havent had the pleasure! just been told! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minivin Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 I havent had the pleasure! just been told! told to apply it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Henson Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 No comment No need! Les. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headhunter Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 No need! Les. Ah! A self lubricator!! John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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