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Urgent newsflash from the DVLA

"In order to assist other motorists in identifying potential

dangerous drivers, it is now compulsory for anyone with a

lower than average IQ and driving ability to display a

warning flag.

The flag, (comprising of a red cross on a white background), will

be attached to the top of at least one door of their vehicle.

For drivers of exceptionally low mental ability, additional flags

are required."

Took a while for that one to sink in :ph34r:

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  • 2 weeks later...

Went to a village fair today and spent a couple of quid on the tombola stall and I won a pair of chavtastic England flags! :huh:

They were truly cr@p! SWMBO insisted I put them on the Defender as penance (pennants? - I'll get me coat :P ) for taking the pi$$ and making jokes about the flags.

Both flags broke after 50 miles and were last seen on the M11!

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