zim Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Nige, Don't forget me when you trip over that 727 tomorrow morning. Maybe take some pictures of it as well G Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elbekko Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 I got into car, and he thought it funny that in "Recent Destinations" in my sat nav I have "Hospital A&E" showing Ha F ha Best part of the story really :hysterical: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Brock Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 New Aviitar for Nige Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonr Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 For a small (read LARGE) fee, I could build you a nice powered Exoskeleton (like the ones in the film Aliens, kind of like a wearable JCB) that will allow you to lift heavy gearboxes, crush rusty nails, leap tall buildings - and frighten small children! Si Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPendrey Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 ..but still fall over boxes (chests) that appear overnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveSIIA Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 As soon as I saw the title and who the poster was, I knew this would be a good (but painful) read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happyoldgit Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 New Aviitar for Nige Not enough blood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hybrid_From_Hell Posted December 12, 2012 Author Share Posted December 12, 2012 Aw I have a new mug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CwazyWabbit Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 ROFLMAO :hysterical: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
western Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 love the mug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve b Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 :hysterical: thats excellent , what a find , whoever got that for you obviously loves you cheers Steveb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadget Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Nige, Thanks for the laughs that came with your description Hope the feets get better quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve King Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 I laughed my head off at this, but I do sympathise - when I was 8 or so my elder brother speared my foot all the way through with a garden fork!!! (he said it was an accident) That was bad enough but about 3 weeks later a large black lump was picked out of my foot by Mum with the assistance of a needle - it turned out be a section of my wellington boot!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverik Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 oh thats so funny, sorry Nige, get well soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HPLP Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Thank you for sharing yet again Nige! We'll have to set up a charity get armour for Nige collection! H Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CwazyWabbit Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Thank you for sharing yet again Nige! We'll have to set up a charity get armour for Nige collection! H I can see it now ...... 'Send some steel for XMas!' Help those condemned to a life of pain and ridicule to once more stride fearlessly across the..... shed Donations will be collected at most pay and play sites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honitonhobbit Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 I'm a Size 8 Mr Hobbit Sir ??? Ill see what I can do. I know I have a set of steel toe cap/steel sole waders in an 8.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyron Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 just come accross this post. bloomin eck! best laugh i have had all week, if you do write a book,can i put my name down for a copy hope you are feeling a little better today. ron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
landroversforever Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 I can see it now ...... 'Send some steel for XMas!' Help those condemned to a life of pain and ridicule to once more stride fearlessly across the..... shed Donations will be collected at most pay and play sites. Nige's armour would have to be made of unobtanium for him to stay safe.... and be made of 15mm plate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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