Hybrid_From_Hell Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Ho f hum Been a while. Anyway top tip... Don't push hard with razor sharp scalpel....and sneeze.... Bugger 9 stitches later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mo Murphy Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 You'll live. You need to keep some non toxic superglue to hand at all times ? Mo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepé le Pew Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Aaaaah. Thats what "Doing a Nige" means. Get well soon mate. You are replenishing the blood you lost with beer I see. Eric Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CwazyWabbit Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 We should start a forum collection for Nige to buy him some of these http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Safety-Cut-Proof-Stab-Resistant-Stainless-Steel-Metal-Mesh-Butcher-Glove-5-Grade-/262171822195 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulcan bomber Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 We should start a forum collection for Nige to buy him some of these http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Safety-Cut-Proof-Stab-Resistant-Stainless-Steel-Metal-Mesh-Butcher-Glove-5-Grade-/262171822195 1.JPG Do they do a full body suit? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigelw Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Jesus wept, why can't you stay away from nasty spiky, slicey things 9 stitches, they love you don't they..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hybrid_From_Hell Posted April 7, 2016 Author Share Posted April 7, 2016 Peeps knock the NHS....seriously they were superb... Even if they laughed at me (one knew me) Outstanding service 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
western Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Just get your other half to cut things up for you including your meals, thought you'd have learn't how not to injury yourself by now, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hybrid_From_Hell Posted April 7, 2016 Author Share Posted April 7, 2016 No Ralph lol....still wounding myself LOL One nurse said (who is a friend and also knows me er ...professionally) ..can you imagine if Nigel stated self harming .. Room collapsed laughing and mr stitchy dropped neddle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulcan bomber Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Just get your other half to cut things up for you including your meals, thought you'd have learn't how not to injury yourself by now, I think Nige could choke on the straw if his food was liquid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
landroversforever Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Oh dear Nige! You did a good job of that one! you're a F liability! We should start a forum collection for Nige to buy him some of these http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Safety-Cut-Proof-Stab-Resistant-Stainless-Steel-Metal-Mesh-Butcher-Glove-5-Grade-/2621718221951.JPG He'd only damage he next bit of soft tissue up! No Ralph lol....still wounding myself LOL One nurse said (who is a friend and also knows me er ...professionally) ..can you imagine if Nigel stated self harming .. Room collapsed laughing and mr stitchy dropped neddle surprised you're not friends with all of them by now Mr Bump! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull Bar Cowboy Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Feck'in wimp ................ its just a scratch ......... nothin wot a bit of superglue and a bit of lecky tape wont fix ................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagger Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Back on form then, Nige! Those blades can be bloody dangerous, literally. It'd be worth buying or fabricating a handle for them - better grip, more control, less cramp in your thumb and less time at A&E... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveturnbull Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 'Tis but a scratch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daan Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Good to see you're on first name speaking terms with A&E. Anyway, back to the beers! Daan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffbeaumont Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 No Ralph lol....still wounding myself LOL One nurse said (who is a friend and also knows me er ...professionally) ..can you imagine if Nigel stated self harming .. Room collapsed laughing and mr stitchy dropped neddle You'd probably manage to do more harm to something else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daan Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 What I find heart warming is that Nigel is taking a picky of the wounds to share with us, before he starts worrying about the fix. Nigel you put our interests before your own. You deserve a knighthood for this. Daan 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeffR Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 We should start a forum collection for Nige to buy him some of these http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Safety-Cut-Proof-Stab-Resistant-Stainless-Steel-Metal-Mesh-Butcher-Glove-5-Grade-/262171822195 1.JPG Hate to say this, but you can cut yourself through those gloves, takes a fair degree of effort, but not as much as you would think!!!! Yes I did, yes the afore mentioned gloves now reside somewhere in the garden shrubbery...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FridgeFreezer Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 If we got him a full body suit of that stuff he'd only electrocute himself somehow or weld himself to the bench! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffbeaumont Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Hate to say this, but you can cut yourself through those gloves, takes a fair degree of effort, but not as much as you would think!!!! Yes I did, yes the afore mentioned gloves now reside somewhere in the garden shrubbery...... "A fair degree of effort" is something that could be positively relied on in this case... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hybrid_From_Hell Posted April 8, 2016 Author Share Posted April 8, 2016 Took piccie as when sue came home 1st thing said is always "show me"... Was a bugger to get it to stop bleeding ....didn't want her prodding it to see if she agreed is was "serious' lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeffR Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Question is, has your local A&E "requested"(nice way of putting it) that you cease and desist doing home repairs on yourself yet? Both Hexham and Carlisle A&E's have told me to stop, next one on the list is the all singing all dancing Trauma Centre they opened in Cramlington, that's my next port of call. Wonder how long it'll be before they have a sense of humour failure..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncmc Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Nice. Saw you post the pictures on FB. The pictures are much clearer on here! I am sorry, but I can understand the NHS staff laughing at you, I would have too! Heal soon, and hope it doesn't throb too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMB Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 You have my sympathy. I have a parallel pair of scars on my left thumb caused when I sneezed whilst sawing through a sheet of metal which I was steadying with my left hand. I sneezed twice in quick succession - hence two parallel scars. I didn't get much sympathy from hospital staff either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderzander Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 What I find heart warming is that Nigel is taking a picky of the wounds to share with us, before he starts worrying about the fix. Nigel you put our interests before your own. You deserve a knighthood for this. Daan Or he is perfect social media material ? Facebook and Twitter are the perfect platforms sharing the triumphs and disasters of their daily lives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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