Blonde Joke

[JSG]

A blonde walks into a bank in London and asks to see the Manager. She says

she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs to borrow

£5,000. The Manager says the bank will need some kind of security for the

loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Range Rover. The car is parked

on the street in front of the bank, she has the reg document and everything checks

out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The

Manager and the tellers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a

£70,000 Range Rover as collateral against a £5,000 loan. An employee of the

bank then proceeds to drive it into the bank's underground garage

and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the £5,000

and the interest, which comes to £15.41.

The Manager says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and

this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.

While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a

millionairess. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow £5,000?"

The blonde replies "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks

for only £15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" A smart blonde

joke at last!

[Yostumpy]

HMMMM! You're fired!!!!!!!!