bishbosh Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 But as I am sure he would want to be remembered, here are some quotes unashamedly pinched from the BBC's website: The Two Ronnies: On a packed show tonight, we'll be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who can no longer make ends meet Porridge: What have I learned, Mr Mackay? Three things. One - bide your time. Two - keep your nose clean. And three - don't let the person I'm not that keen on grind you down The Two Ronnies: The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies Porridge: Doctor: I want you to fill one of those containers for me. Fletcher: What, from 'ere? Open All Hours: Don't just crit there siticising! The Two Ronnies: The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on The Frost Report: I look up to him because he is upper class, but I look down on him because he is lower class The Two Ronnies: The search for the man who terrorizes nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on. Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow Porridge: (Playing Monopoly) Would you Adam and Eve it? Go to jail! The Two Ronnies: Ronnie Corbett: There you are, four candles. Ronnie Barker: No, fork 'andles! 'Andles for forks! The Two Ronnies: Ronnie Corbett: So it's good night from me... Ronnie Barker: ...and it's good night from him. Good night! May the great man rest in peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Brock Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 "gg..gg..gg granvill ff ff ffetchh yer cloth".. a classic.....sadly missed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillbilly Raider Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 "Four candles".................. lighted in respect to you Ronnie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headhunter Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 A sad day! For somone who brought so much laughter to our lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillbilly Raider Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 THE WORM HAS TURNED ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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