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But as I am sure he would want to be remembered, here are some quotes unashamedly pinched from the BBC's website:

The Two Ronnies:

On a packed show tonight, we'll be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who can no longer make ends meet

Porridge:

What have I learned, Mr Mackay? Three things. One - bide your time. Two - keep your nose clean. And three - don't let the person I'm not that keen on grind you down

The Two Ronnies:

The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies

Porridge:

Doctor: I want you to fill one of those containers for me.

Fletcher: What, from 'ere?

Open All Hours:

Don't just crit there siticising!

The Two Ronnies:

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on :lol::lol::lol:

The Frost Report:

I look up to him because he is upper class, but I look down on him because he is lower class

The Two Ronnies:

The search for the man who terrorizes nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on. Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow

Porridge:

(Playing Monopoly) Would you Adam and Eve it? Go to jail!

The Two Ronnies:

Ronnie Corbett: There you are, four candles.

Ronnie Barker: No, fork 'andles! 'Andles for forks!

The Two Ronnies:

Ronnie Corbett: So it's good night from me...

Ronnie Barker: ...and it's good night from him. Good night!

May the great man rest in peace.

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