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Quiet in here today, how about a joke?


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A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared th e daylights out of me."

The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."

Chris

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Chris - you must be sat at home bored, where as i am really busy.......

got the dash sorted out so no longer a big chq plate box! plus done both the rear wheel bearings, these big tyres seem to have had an effect on them, and got myself an MOT, now all i need to do is go back down and sort out the exhaust.

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