Hillbilly Raider Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Stolen from a friend but tis good yar? You know you own a Landrover when.... you occasionly find rust flakes in your ears you keep imperial bolts in your pocket incase something falls off wd40 has a higher priority on the household budget than milk your bath bears a sign "not suitable for engine blocks" you dream of burnt lucas electrics when your partner smokes in bed 10lbs of soil fall on the drive when you slam your door shut you drive in shorts in winter to avoid wet jeans nobody parks next to you at the upermarket you cant find any clothes without battery acid holes or engine oil stains there are more tools in the truck then in the shed the only 2 shops you know in town are the parts dealer and the tool shop the gps in your truck has the main purpose to replace the speedo and the odometer you wonder why the moss in your inner window sills is greener than your lawn you are used to switching off the headlights before indicating right because they interfere all your jacket pockets and belt loops are torn by LR door locks friends dont want you to show up in the afternoon because they have vistors friends call you at 8am on a sunday morning to take something to the dump for them you can decide whether to park on a hill in case your handbrake/starter fails you put your coat on to GET INTO your truck you keep swarfega in the shower you borrow your mums 1 litre corsa and it feels like a sports car when drivng you frequently turn down the stereo to check for new noises Police officers shake your hand when they issue you a speeding ticket people in vw campers follow you so they can watch someone else break down! the local parts counter knows you by name you look at the purchase of tools as a long term investment you have enough spare parts to build another truck you save broken bits as mementos and can say where and when they happened you have a separate draw for Landrover clothes????? There are 2 kinds of people.... those that own Landrovers and those that want one!!!! Hope this made you chuckle? Mandy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
02GF74 Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 nobody parks next to you at the supermarket not so much of a joke but a fact; for some reason that I cannot work out, noone wanted to park next to me at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeagent Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 "Landrover call it a lifestyle choice...... I call it having no clean, unstained clothes to go out in...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 you save broken bits as mementos and can say where and when they happened guilty as charged Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missingsid Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 guilty as charged Same as that, but you can add one more iIf it's modified: Having to get out and check the height at multi-story carparks then reversing out again! Sometimes the extra 2" is too much! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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