:hysterical:
I can't wait till they phone me.
I live 100m off a main road, the 4th entrance on the left.
I tell every courier this when they phone
I stand at the gate and attempt to wave at a <insert courier name> van whizzing past at about 60 on a small B road.
5 minutes later, I'll get a call from them.
"I'm at the shop"
"You've gone about a mile too far. Did you count the entrances from the main road?"
"erm, well no, I thought you were down by the shop."
"well, I'm 4 entrances from the main road, like I said"
5 minutes they'll pass a bit more slowly, going the other way.
I suppose i could flag them down, but it's much more fun to watch them go up to the main road, turn around and start counting like they were supposed to do in the first place.