FridgeFreezer Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Now we all know and love Nige's misadventures, but I got an e-mail from a mate today which proves it's not just Nige... Basically he sent 3 pictures of his bathroom looking like something from Texas Chainsaw Massacre, including a bath half-full of blood-coloured water and blood all over the sink/walls Guess who bought a home piercing kit? His quote was: "The cartoid artery extends quite far down the face. Whodathunkit? Lost about a pint/pint and a half of blood and had to get the paramedic out. He had a good laugh " So, yeah, not just Nige, and not just Land Rovers! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoSS Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Actually, reminds me back when i was a First Aider for my company, was chatting to one of the girls on the production line about where you can take a pulse (honest guv, dont tell the missus). She replies - "Wots a Carrot Archery?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hybrid_From_Hell Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 Need pics lol His quote was: "The cartoid artery extends quite far down the face. Whodathunkit? Lost about a pint/pint and a half of blood and had to get the paramedic out. He had a good laugh " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FridgeFreezer Posted July 1, 2018 Author Share Posted July 1, 2018 On 29/06/2018 at 7:09 PM, Hybrid_From_Hell said: Need pics lol Well OK, but I warn you - it's quite literally a bloodbath... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reb78 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 What the hell was he trying to pierce to hit the carotid??! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FridgeFreezer Posted July 1, 2018 Author Share Posted July 1, 2018 2 hours ago, reb78 said: What the hell was he trying to pierce to hit the carotid??! Re-doing a cheek piercing he says. Let's just say he can't sneak through the airport metal detector Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hybrid_From_Hell Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 Anyone "I Know" JU ?? ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FridgeFreezer Posted July 2, 2018 Author Share Posted July 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Hybrid_From_Hell said: Anyone "I Know" JU ?? ?? Actually it's not who you're thinking of - I know more than one such idiot Thankfully Dave has not proven quite daft/optimistic enough to attempt DIY piercing. What makes this worse is that this mate has done this before - last time he decided to start with something "easy" as a test and pierced the bit of skin between thumb & 1st finger... turns out there's a major something in there too! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arjan Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 If you don't succeed at once, home piercing is not your thing... Idiot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cackshifter Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 Good job he wasn't attempting a Prince Albert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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