chopchop Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Nige - Can you please get your classic "Cat Waxoyling" post recorded over here? I still laugh every time I see any reference to the subject! - Richard PS - I brought about 6 gallon cans of Waxoyl over here when we moved 4 years ago. Maybe that's why we don't seem to get any trouble with moggies where we live over here in Calgary......? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BogMonster Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 I have just saved it to make sure it doesn't disappear Also the brake fluid/scampi one, crying with laughter (again) as I type this having just re-read it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon White Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Its got me thinking actually.............is it me or has he not done anything stupid for a worryingly long time??? We must be about due another installment! Jon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hybrid_From_Hell Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 YOUR Worried, I'm terrified, its August now FFS no trips to Causualty (you even commented on me being good boy with the goggles when grinding rather than the blink blink squinty eye method), no real bodily injury so far, no big dmage to house / garage, yep I am nervous, very nervous.... Nige Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FridgeFreezer Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 So Nige - when shall I call over with the winch with the stubborn UJ for you to remove? And should I have a camera to hand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hybrid_From_Hell Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Fridge, bring winch (with jammed U/J on) camera, and tube of KY. WE can then play "remove Fridges U/J" and "Hide the U/J or Camera" ...your choice Nige Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v8bertha Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Also the brake fluid/scampi one, crying with laughter (again) as I type this having just re-read it Musta missed that one got a clicky for it, need a good laugh!! D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BogMonster Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Would you like brake fluid on your Scampi sir? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v8bertha Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 superb!!! I can't see my screen now 'cos i'm cryin!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LR90 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 and finished off so nicely with a large lump of gawd knows what which hit the back of my throat making me gag Hmm, I thought this was meant to be a family forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hybrid_From_Hell Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Anti-porny pills not working ? Better not mention vasoline to prime the V8 pump then Nige Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LR90 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Better not mention vasoline to prime the V8 pump then Try telling the chemist that with a straight face when you ask for a supersize tub of vasoline and an economy pack of disposable gloves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hybrid_From_Hell Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Its a 'hobby' tell him Nige Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon White Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Better not mention vasoline to prime the V8 pump then Try telling the chemist that with a straight face when you ask for a supersize tub of vasoline and an economy pack of disposable gloves? It was when I was having trouble getting the pump primed - and I returned to the chemist for the 3rd "family sized" pot of the stuff (all in the same afternoon) they strated looking at me a bit odd. I tired the "its for my car...........honest" but they just looked down their noses at me.......... Sigh........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LR90 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Hmm, Jon White - 'Likes it with vaseline' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hybrid_From_Hell Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 What did it was when you asked for a packet of latex gloves to go with it Nige Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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