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As the Bishtail is off the road at the moment, :( I thought I'd set about improving my winch bumper.

When I had it made I asked for these pin and jaw recovery points to be fitted (it was all the rage back then)

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Unfortunately, they aren't the best as they are fiddly to use and you cannot get a winch hook behind them as the space is too small. I decided that I would replace them with a pair of simple loops welded to the bumper.

So yesterday I set off to my local scrappy / steel stock holder for a rummage in the bins. 10 minutes and six quid later I was the proud owner of 3m of 25 x 5 EA ( to stiffen the winch mounting plate that I have bent :unsure::ph34r: but that's another story) a metre of thick walled tube, some thick plate and a fist full of round bar

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As I don't have a vice, or even anything remotely robust enough to bolt a vice to, I had to do a bit of lateral thinking. My £10 workmate is made of Emmental so I took my steel plate, thick walled tube and a lardy Range Rover and did this:

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Throw in a bit of old gas pipe and some brute force over ignorance and you get this:

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You have to do this in stages to get a good radius and keep withdrawing the gas pipe as you bend it

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I needed an internal radius of 100mm to fit the bumper. The first two were a bit small but the next two weren't bad…. B)

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Now all I have to do is cut off the old ones and find some kind soul who will weld on the new ones……… :unsure::blink:

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Nope, the ends will lie on top and beneath the bumper allowing two runs of fillet weld about 75mm long, like this:

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Even with a teeny 3mm fillet weld the recovery point will be worth about 15te (before safety factors and assuming the bar is stronger, which it isn't - about 5te.)

They will be positioned in line with the chassis rails so the bumper will have two stiffening gussets in the C section too.

Two of them on the front should see me straight.

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I'd like to publicly state, for the record, that I haven't been stuck for six months now!

So there!! :P:P:P

Of course, it might help if I had actually driven the damned thing since Tony's birthday!! :ph34r:

Anyhow Dicky, you're not exactly squeeky clean now are you...... :unsure:;)

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So yesterday I set off to my local scrappy / steel stock holder for a rummage in the bins. 10 minutes and six quid later I was the proud owner of 3m of 25 x 5 EA ( to stiffen the winch mounting plate that I have bent but that's another story) a metre of thick walled tube, some thick plate and a fist full of round bar

Sounds like a handy place to know, so go on tell me where?

My welding mate is a bugger to get hold of at the mo as he's busy with school work, otherwise I could probably get him to do it for a pint. You in a rush?

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Of course, it might help if I had actually driven the damned thing since Tony's birthday!! :ph34r:

Glad someone else uses theirs as much as I do mine, apart from the odd run to the gym to keep it turning over it just sits there........even thinking of selling it :huh:

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Relax Dicky!!! :lol:

Just pointing out that you've been stuck your fair share too...! :D

Mark (90), the steel scrappy bloke is on Winterstoke Road in Weston. You'll probably know it -on the LHS as you leave town opposite the entrance to Halfrauds.

Mark (005) - I don't plan on keeping it that way........ :blink: , and you can't sell it coz you're teamed up with me again for Tony's Birthday..... and you promised to get a winch too........ :unsure:

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Mark (005) - I don't plan on keeping it that way........ :blink: , and you can't sell it coz you're teamed up with me again for Tony's Birthday..... and you promised to get a winch too........ :unsure:

IF I do, I may get something for ~£1500 - £2000 to bash around in and spend the rest on a new bike & upgrading my Audi (have to spend it quick, otherwise the Sandbag will)

Oh, and there is the small matter of an impending hybrid arriving :blink:

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Relax Dicky!!! :lol:

Just pointing out that you've been stuck your fair share too...! :D

Phew, I think I must have a guilty conscience! :ph34r:

Yeah I'm very capable of getting stuck myself :lol: Unfortunately the last time was in the car rather than the 90, but at least it's easy to push out of fields :D

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