Hillbilly Raider Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Pinched this from another fourm but what a great idea.!? and as it seems a bit slow round here today........... Whats your favourite saying? Heres one to start you off..... People who spend all their lives working for a living.... never make any money.! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 It takes two apples to make a pear. (pair?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siggy Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Sometimes at work we have some real upperity sorts. You know the sort so far up there own ar5e that they have they names stamped on the soles of there boots so my saying would be "Don't worry son you'll still be a man before your mother" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
landi41 Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Pinched this from another fourm but what a great idea.!? and as it seems a bit slow round here today...........Whats your favourite saying? Heres one to start you off..... People who spend all their lives working for a living.... never make any money.! "A litre of engine oil a day (in the 2.5) keeps the mechanic away" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatboy Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 'It is better to be pi55ed off, than pi55ed on' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Landyandy Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 "Don't forget to ask a teenager while they still know the answer to everything!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillbilly Raider Posted December 5, 2005 Author Share Posted December 5, 2005 writen on a cup given to me .... Would you like to speak to the man in charge.... or the woman who knows whats happening???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minivin Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 commonest saying in our office at the moment is "F F S", or more commonly known as "For Fu€k Sake" or from my boss "They don't pay you enough to have a coronary" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollythelw Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 (edited) hmm "There is a pleasure in madness, which none but madmen know. " Running again in TR4 sums that one up or a personal fave "what you are is in the way you hear the truth" Edited December 5, 2005 by dollythelw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonr Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 From one of my old business cards: "No fee too large, No lunch too long" Then I started having to work for a living! Si Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white90 Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 from another forum sig: never argue with an idiot they'll bring you down to thier level and win on experience My favourite Better to be thought a Fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FridgeFreezer Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 I like this one: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hybrid_From_Hell Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 (edited) A few from the memory banks which have been used in the past, and no doubt in the future. "I like you - you remind me of me when I was young and F Stupid" "Oh no please...save your breath to blow up your girlfrind tonight" "I'm not being rude - you are a F Idiot" "Sorry, drifted off there - I was trying to imagine you with a personality" "Not sure what your problem is - but I bet its hard to pronounce" "Thankyou for that, I'm sure we are refreshed and challenged from your insight and unique point of view - Now, Shut T F Up you T" "Sorry, I been told that you can only count to 21, and that only if you have all your clothes off" Comes of doing presentations to 100+ people, and dealing with hecklers....... Nige Edited December 5, 2005 by Hybrid_From_Hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillbilly Raider Posted December 5, 2005 Author Share Posted December 5, 2005 I like this one: Trust you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FridgeFreezer Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 I aim to please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minivin Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Trust you! following along those lines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niall_CSK Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 One for the Ladies. Friend of mine uses regularly with a supporting sticker on the back of her car. "TGIF" Thank God I'm Female Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 (edited) I have several favorites: "You can sleep in your car, but you can't race your house" "Assumption is the mother of all F ups" and describing someone as having "dellusions of adequacy" always amuses... I am sure there are more though.... Mark Edited December 6, 2005 by Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishbosh Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 "Experience - the thing you get just after you needed it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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