Les Henson Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 Quoted by your very own forum moderator:- Discovery owners are a far better behaved bunch than the riff raff on some other forums Tsk! I always thought that when I came in here (after getting changed into casual wear), there seemed to be the smell of T-cut, polish, and line upon line of books with gripping titles such as 'Polishing those awkward to get at places on your Disco', 'Beginners guide to polishing EVERYTHING', 'How to justify washing the Disco every day of the week', and my personal fave - 'Total Bling collection - vol 1 to 20' Do you folk actually get your motors dirty? I suspect not. How about a picture of really muddy discoveries owned by members. Your Moderator needs putting in his place! Les. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BogMonster Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 Of course I don't get it dirty - one has a 90 for that Tsk tsk they let anybody post in the Discovery forum these days even people with dirty fingernails I hope you were wearing a tie when you posted that Henson or we'll send the boys round Anyway you really are an amateur at this bling lark - anybody knows that the two bits you don't polish are the brake pedal and the steering wheel - so you would never polish EVERYTHING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imspanners Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 Happy to oblige: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doyley Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Just for you Les.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Henson Posted January 8, 2006 Author Share Posted January 8, 2006 Very nice! Doyley - where's that picture from, Sand Safari? Les. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onions Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 It's not a case of misbehaving - just a case of seeing how far you can get with a set of practically bald road tyres: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onions Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 .. and later the same day ... Mind you, it took £20 down the car wash and 14 hours polishing with my own tears to get it back to it's original 1998 shinyness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doyley Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Very nice!Doyley - where's that picture from, Sand Safari? Les. Nah mate, Broxhead Common in Bordon. Just behind the trench... T'was on an AWDC Drive Round Day on the 27th of Dec. Last time I went to the sand safari I had my 2a and you and sMUDge were there. Don't even know if it is still going??? Wasn't it a 'Club Off Road' organised thingy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Henson Posted January 8, 2006 Author Share Posted January 8, 2006 Yes, Club Off-Road. Organised by Brian Hartley, what a good site that was/is? Les. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muddyplugger Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Onions, if I remember correctly it was as muddy on the inside!! Here's my Disco in two tone Green/Dried Mud. It took 12 cans of that spray-on-mud from those blokes in Shropshire!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuggaman Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Quoted by your very own forum moderator:-Tsk! I always thought that when I came in here (after getting changed into casual wear), there seemed to be the smell of T-cut, polish, and line upon line of books with gripping titles such as 'Polishing those awkward to get at places on your Disco', 'Beginners guide to polishing EVERYTHING', 'How to justify washing the Disco every day of the week', and my personal fave - 'Total Bling collection - vol 1 to 20' Do you folk actually get your motors dirty? I suspect not. How about a picture of really muddy discoveries owned by members. Your Moderator needs putting in his place! Les. i try to keep mine clean,,but it often looks like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al cope Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 i try to keep mine clean,,but it often looks like this Dosen't one have a man round to clean the motor car? Maybe an aquaintence of the gardener? Al B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Henson Posted January 11, 2006 Author Share Posted January 11, 2006 All that muddy water up the bonnet and not a snorkel in site - you guys were taking a risk ! Al - did you cut your arches out, what size tyres are they. It looks very nice like that. Jacked up too? Les. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
western Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 i try to keep mine clean,,but it often looks like this blimey looks like it's carved out of milk chocolate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 All that muddy water up the bonnet and not a snorkel in site What's the black snorkel looking thing on the right hand side edge of the windscreen then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imspanners Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 What's the black snorkel looking thing on the right hand side edge of the windscreen then... I'd guess he was talking to onions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainspotter Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Overall the Disco is the Land Rover to beat. But working class people like Les aren't educated enough to understand. Throw him out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Henson Posted January 16, 2006 Author Share Posted January 16, 2006 But working class people like Les I can feel some rude signature editing coming on! Les. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BogMonster Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Eurgh, somebody has let that dreadful chap with oily fingernails and leaf springs in again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hybrid_From_Hell Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Nige Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Henson Posted January 17, 2006 Author Share Posted January 17, 2006 Les. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smudge 4x4 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Quoted by your very own forum moderator:-Do you folk actually get your motors dirty? I suspect not. Les. I'm not even going to humour you with a reply Les (Oops I think I've just done that?! ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillbilly Raider Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Did someone mention BLING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffbeaumont Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 i try to keep mine clean,,but it often looks like this Those oiks in 90s been splashing you again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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