BogMonster Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/6132140.stm You would think that putting explosives up your bottom would ring a little warning bell somewhere as "not a very wise thing to do" wouldn't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
western Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 from BBC page ----------------"And also the body naturally produces methane gas, so combine that with the firework and the exploding effect with methane's flammability - i that would have been spectacular Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbarton Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 They didn't sat which way round the rocket was pointing. A Roman Candle would have been prettier! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hybrid_From_Hell Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Whole new meaning to the fireworks sales line "Ring of fire" Mind you, in the future when his boss says he needs " A Firework shoved up his A**e" ....he will have a whitty reply Nige Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 you really have to worry that people like that ever achive breeding age Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BogMonster Posted November 9, 2006 Author Share Posted November 9, 2006 you really have to worry that people like that ever achive breeding age Thankfully if he keeps on sticking explosives up his ar&e, natural selection will take its toll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reads90 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Thankfully if he keeps on sticking explosives up his ar&e, natural selection will take its toll Heard this on the radio here in Aus about 5 mins ago. Thought i was hearing things. But did say to the aussie in the shop here that must be a candidate for the darwin awards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjojjas Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 unsuprisingly....it's in Sunderland. An area where quite a few individuals could do with a rocket up their a**e. Less than 20 mile from me..... Jas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 I hate to post this, but the numpty filmed it too.... ring of fire Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 I hate to post this, but the numpty filmed it too....ring of fire Mark I saw this last year. I watched it in the site office and we all found it very very good. remined me of when I was a kid and the stuff we got up to. sticking a fire work up my arse was never one of them funnily enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reads90 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 I saw this last year.I watched it in the site office and we all found it very very good. remined me of when I was a kid and the stuff we got up to. sticking a fire work up my arse was never one of them funnily enough. mmm rember aiming a fire work rocket at you once and when it shot off i shouted run to you and then said no the other way, just as it hit you on the arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremy996 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 There is a suggestion on ARRSE, the Army Rumour Service, www.arrse.co.uk, that the perp must be a squaddie - I think the haircut removes that possibility! What a numptie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 mmm rember aiming a fire work rocket at you once and when it shot off i shouted run to you and then said no the other way, just as it hit you on the arse Yes How could I forget Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
will_warne Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 I'm up North at the moment and heard it on the local news last night and nearly wet myself; how the newsreader kept a straight face I will never know. Honestly, what did this guy expect if you shove explosives up your arse! This is the point where JY Kelly will pipe up and say that it wouldn't have been a problem if he was correctly lubricated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reads90 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 I'm up North at the moment and heard it on the local news last night and nearly wet myself; how the newsreader kept a straight face I will never know. Honestly, what did this guy expect if you shove explosives up your arse! This is the point where JY Kelly will pipe up and say that it wouldn't have been a problem if he was correctly lubricated Will you should try being a pom in a shop with 5 aussies when this story came over the radio this morning. They all look at me and one said, there really is somthing strange about you poms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatboy Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Will you should try being a pom in a shop Ali, When I first read that I thought it said "Will you should try being in a porn shop...." and I thought - Jeez, I wouldn't have admitted that !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
will_warne Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Ali,When I first read that I thought it said "Will you should try being in a porn shop...." and I thought - Jeez, I wouldn't have admitted that !! You know Ali's spelling; He could well mean that.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hybrid_From_Hell Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 I hate to post this, but the numpty filmed it too....ring of fire Mark FFS PMSL, Liked the extar "Bang" at the end so to speak Nige Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
western Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 I hate to post this, but the numpty filmed it too....ring of fire Mark That's NOT the same numpty, the numpty's in the video are US not UK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidlandy Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 PMSL - like the way when it starts to spurt sparks he starts to curl up a retreat and in advertantly aim it at his mate who is kindly holding his legs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reads90 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Ali,When I first read that I thought it said "Will you should try being in a porn shop...." and I thought - Jeez, I wouldn't have admitted that !! mmm you don't know me and my brother that well do you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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