Les Henson Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 This is new one on me:- WORLD UK LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY ORGANISATIONS. OFFICE: 8-10, FREE TOWN AVE, PLOT: 328 LONDON UK. REF NUMBER : *********** BATCH NUMBER : ******** CONGRATULATIONS!!! DEAR WINNER, WE ARE PLEASED TO INFORM YOU, THAT AS A RESULT OF OUR RECENT LOTTERY DRAWS HELD ON 24TH NEV. 2005.YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS ATTACHED TO TICKET NUMBER ************ WITH SERIAL NUMBER ******* DREW LUCKY NUMBER *********WHICH CONSEQUENTLY WON 2ND CATEGORY.YOU HAVE THEREFORE BEEN APPROVED FOR A LUMP SUM PAY OF US2,500,000.00 ( TWO MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY ) NOTE: ALL PARTICIPANTS IN THIS LOTTERY PROGRAM HAVE BEEN SELECTED RANDOMLY THROUGH A COMPUTER BALLOT SYSTEM DRAWN FROM OVER 20,000 COMPANIES AND 30,000,000 INDIVIDUAL EMAIL ADDRESSES FROM ALL SEARCH ENGINES AND WEB SITES. THIS PROMOTIONAL PROGRAM TAKES PLACE EVERY YEAR, AND IS PROMOTED AND PONSORED BY EMINENT PERSONALITIES LIKE THE SULTAN OF BRUNEI , BILL GATE OF MICROSOFT INC , MULTI CHOICE AND OTHER CORPERATE ORGANISATIONS. THIS IS TO ENCOURAGE THE USE OF THE INTERNET AND COMPUTERS WORLDWIDE. FOR SECURITY PURPOSE AND CLARITY, WE ADVISE THAT YOU KEEP YOUR WINNING INFORMATIONS CONFIDENTIAL UNTIL YOUR CLAIMS HAVE BEEN PROCESSED AND YOUR MONEY REMITTED TO YOU.THIS IS PART OF OUR ECURITY PROTOCOL TO AVOID DOUBLE CLAIMS AND UNWARRANTED ABUSE OF THIS PROGRAME BY SOME PARTICITANTS. ALL WINNING MUST BE CLAIMED NOT LATER THAN ONE MONTH AFTER THE DATE OF THIS NOTICE. PLEASE NOTE, IN ORDER TO AVOID UNNECESSARY DELAY AND COMPLICATIONS REMEMBER TO QUOTE YOUR REFERENCE NUMBERS AND BATCH NUMBERS IN ALL CORRESPONDENCES. CONTACT US BY OUR ALTERNATIVE EMAIL:*********@msn.com NOTE:YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFED IF YOU ARE BELOW 24YRS. SINCERELY YOURS . BARRISTER IBRAS GARDNER CLAIM AGENT [sWH} Still, I could do with a couple of mil right about now. So where did I put my credit cards? Les. (too snobby for you lot now!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
western Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Oh yes, likely story, a biggy scam me thinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FridgeFreezer Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 That's small change - someone wants me to look after $6.8bn for them in my account to help them out, I'm going to get 10% you know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lara Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 I have a folder full of these ammusing things, Have a look at this link. www.whatsthebloodypoint.com Lara Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mo Murphy Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Made clicky for Lara whatsthebloodypoint Mo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Henson Posted November 27, 2005 Author Share Posted November 27, 2005 Well I think you're all jealous 'cos I'm stinky filthy rich! I've contacted some friends of mine and they'll pick it up on my behalf. http//www.met.police.uk/fraudalert/section/lotto_fraud.htm Les. (can't make it clicky) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LR90 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFED IF YOU ARE BELOW 24YRS. Shame that ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Reedy Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Tsk tsk these Nigerians. Why do they always type in CAPITALS and write the amount of money after the figures? 419 fraud is apparently Nigeria's second-biggest currency earner after oil. The email could have come from one of the (unofficially estimated) 2 million Nigerians now living in the UK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troddenmasses Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 (edited) Oh yes, likely story, a biggy scam me thinks You people make me sick.... Can't you just be happy for Les now that he is stinking rich. All you can say is that he is about to be scammed when you are all just jelous. I personally am at this moment talking to a nice man from Nigeria who used to work for the government. He has 100 million dollars in an offshore account, and wants me to help him get some it. For this, he will pay me 30 million. Be happy for Les, now that he is about to be incredibly rich. Edited November 28, 2005 by Troddenmasses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Henson Posted November 28, 2005 Author Share Posted November 28, 2005 [getting worried now] Be happy for Las and I[/getting worried now] Yeah - like the man says 'you should be happy (not gay) for me' Les (straight as a straight testosterone straight thing!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROGUE TROOPER Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Les, If its a fake scam then you are a plonker.............. If its real and you do get £1,461,562.51 then I love you and want to have your children! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
02GF74 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Les, it is a pity you did not read the smalllarge print: FOR SECURITY PURPOSE AND CLARITY, WE ADVISE THAT YOU KEEP YOUR WINNING INFORMATIONS CONFIDENTIAL UNTIL YOUR CLAIMS HAVE BEEN PROCESSED AND YOUR MONEY REMITTED TO YOU.THIS IS PART OF OUR ECURITY PROTOCOL TO AVOID DOUBLE CLAIMS AND UNWARRANTED ABUSE OF THIS PROGRAME BY SOME PARTICITANTS. I have contacted the claims office and sent them my bank details for my claims to be processed and money remitted to me. Too bad I beat you to it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Henson Posted November 28, 2005 Author Share Posted November 28, 2005 Aha 02 (cackle). I knew you would try and pull a fast one and I witheld the secret claim number. As you are suddenly my best m8, I feel that you deserve this money more than me. If you could therefore arrange to pay me a small amount of administrative fee (lets say £1000), then I'll gladly pass on the necessary information to allow you to claim the prize money. Les. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lara Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 CONGRATULATIONS, ALAH BE WITH YOU, MAY THE LORD CARE FORE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY FOR EVER, MY FARTHER WAS THE LATE ALLY BABA AND LEFT ME IN HIS WILL 200,000,000 DOLLARS YES TWO BILLION DOLLARS, SO IF YOU WOULD BE A TRUSTING FELLOW AND SEND ME YOUR WINNINGS I WILL HIDE IT IN MY LATE FARTHERS CAVE WITH THE REST OF HIS LOOT AND WE CAN SHARE THE PROCEEDS WHEN I GIVE YOU THE ACCOUNT NUMBER GIVEN TO ME FROM THE BANK TROLLS (Harry Potter influence) AS SOON AS YOU PAY OVER YOUR LIFE WINNINGS. I LOOK FOREWARDS TO STITCHING MEETING YOU IN PERSON WHEN WE SHARE OUR PROFFITS YOURS YOUR HUMBLE MOST HONEST SERVANT LARA UJIMAGOOBI BABA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BogMonster Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 LARA UJIMAGOOBI BABA Would you trust anybody called Ujimabooby? Come to that Lara is a pretty dodgy name too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillbilly Raider Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 I have 2 chidren in need and a teddybear with a poorly head a dog that is for life and not just for Christmas................spare a few bob Mister??????????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lara Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Would you trust anybody called Ujimabooby?Come to that Lara is a pretty dodgy name too! Yeah, the name "Lara" in any post would put me off imediately Regards, LARA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkieB Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Ha! you people think you're lucky! I've got 2 people writing to me to involve me in guaranteed money schemes. Here's an Email I just picked up from a defunct spam-trap Email address I happened to check today, it dates back to 3rd November, although for 10% of $10.5M what's a month or so between friends Especially when it's from the South Africa regoin, from people faces with loyallists, looming mongers that they are. GREETINGYou may be surprised to receive this mail from me since you dont know me in person, but for the purpose of introduction. I am MR PASKEY WILLIAMS the SON of the late MR.PEDRO WILLIAMS, who was murdered in a land dispute in Zimbabwe by president ROBERT MUGABE of ZIMBABWE LOYALLISTS IN SOUTH AFRICA REGOIN. I got your contact E-mail address while browsing in the internet through the website of investment opportunities and individual profiles in your Country. Well as a reliable and trustworthy individual to deal with, then I decided to write you. My FATHER was among the few black Zimbabwean rich farmers were murdered in cold blood by the agent of the ruling government of President ROBERT MUGABE for his alleged support and sympathy for Zimbabwean opposition party that is against MUGABE maltreatment of white farmers through his land reform act. Before the death of my FATHER, he took ME AND MY SISTER to South Africa to deposit the sum of US$10.5Million (Ten Million Five thousand United state Dollars) with a security company, as if he knew the looming mongers in Zimbabwe.The money was declared and deposited as family and precious stone to avoid the security company from knowing that the real content of the box is money for security reasons. The money was earmarked for the purchase of machinery and chemicals for my FATHER business. Problem arose when President ROBERT MUGABE Introduced a new land act, which did not favor the white rich farmers and some black rich farmers also which my FATHER is one of them. This resulted to rampant killing of farmers by ROBERT MUGABE LOYALISTS of which my FATHER was one of the victims. I and my SISTER are currently staying in South Africa as Asylum Seekers planning to transfer this money to a foreign country where we can invest it, WE ARE faces with the dilemma of investing this amount of money in South Africa for fear of encountering the same experience in Future because of constant economic instability in Africa and more South African law does not give Asylum Seekers investment opportunity. This was why we decided to contact you. I must let you know that this business is 100% risk free and the nature of your business does not necessary matter. So if you are willing to assist us to transfer this money out of South Africa to your bank account wherever for investment, I and my sister have agreed to appoint you the trustee of the fund and would give you 10% of the total money, 87% will be for me and my family, the remaining 3% will be mapped out to offset for the out of the pocket that would be incurred by both you and us during the course of the transaction. Therefore, if you are willing and interested to render the needed assistance, endeavor to contact me through this at Phone number is +27 -72-84-91-870,or email paskeywilliam@702mail.co.za Also we need your phone and fax number for easy communication. Remember that this highly confidential and the success of this business depend on how secret it is kept. Expecting your reply soonest. Best regards. mr. paskey WILLIAMS GREETING You may be surprised to receive this mail from me since you dont know me in person, but for the purpose of introduction. I am MR PASKEY WILLIAMS the SON of the late MR.PEDRO WILLIAMS, who was murdered in a land dispute in Zimbabwe by president ROBERT MUGABE of ZIMBABWE LOYALLISTS IN SOUTH AFRICA REGOIN. I got your contact E-mail address while browsing in the internet through the website of investment opportunities and individual profiles in your Country. Well as a reliable and trustworthy individual to deal with, then I decided to write you. My FATHER was among the few black Zimbabwean rich farmers were murdered in cold blood by the agent of the ruling government of President ROBERT MUGABE for his alleged support and sympathy for Zimbabwean opposition party that is against MUGABE maltreatment of white farmers through his land reform act. Before the death of my FATHER, he took ME AND MY SISTER to South Africa to deposit the sum of US$10.5Million (Ten Million Five thousand United state Dollars) with a security company, as if he knew the looming mongers in Zimbabwe.The money was declared and deposited as family and precious stone to avoid the security company from knowing that the real content of the box is money for security reasons. The money was earmarked for the purchase of machinery and chemicals for my FATHER business. Problem arose when President ROBERT MUGABE Introduced a new land act, which did not favor the white rich farmers and some black rich farmers also which my FATHER is one of them. This resulted to rampant killing of farmers by ROBERT MUGABE LOYALISTS of which my FATHER was one of the victims. I and my SISTER are currently staying in South Africa as Asylum Seekers planning to transfer this money to a foreign country where we can invest it, WE ARE faces with the dilemma of investing this amount of money in South Africa for fear of encountering the same experience in Future because of constant economic instability in Africa and more South African law does not give Asylum Seekers investment opportunity. This was why we decided to contact you. I must let you know that this business is 100% risk free and the nature of your business does not necessary matter. So if you are willing to assist us to transfer this money out of South Africa to your bank account wherever for investment, I and my sister have agreed to appoint you the trustee of the fund and would give you 10% of the total money, 87% will be for me and my family, the remaining 3% will be mapped out to offset for the out of the pocket that would be incurred by both you and us during the course of the transaction. Therefore, if you are willing and interested to render the needed assistance, endeavor to contact me through this at Phone number is +27 -72-84-91-870,or email, paskeyddd@hotmail.com Also we need your phone and fax number for easy communication. Remember that this highly confidential and the success of this business depend on how secret it is kept. Expecting your reply soonest. Best regards. mr. paskey WILLIAMS still, that guy who repeats himself while writing his name the way summonses are printed, is offering mere spit in the ocean compared to a recent more local proposal that should provide 40% of £18M from a London Bomb blast victim, what a thoroughly tasteful-sounding idea! EVANS CAMPBELL EVANS campbell & Associates Dale House London SE16 2PT United Kingdom I am Barrister EVANS CAMPBELL. an attorney to John Pedro, a deceased immigrant. Property magnate,an American who was based in the London, Also referred to as my client.On the 7th of July 2005, my client, his wife and their only Child died in the train bomb blast along Edgware road Uk. Since then I have been managing his properties here in the U.K. and some of his properties, which he put out for sale. which I monitored the payment as his attorney, has been bought and paid for. Now the money paid was deposited into his Local account here. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by his bank particularly, the bank has issued me a notice to provide any of his next of kin or have the account confiscated within a short time.My late client has an account valued at 18 Million Pounds. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for some time now and days, and with the bank giving me deadline, I now seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased, so that the proceeds of this account valued at 18 Million Pounds can be paid to you And then you and I can share the money. 50% to me and 40% for you and 10% for scellaneous expenses that might arise. I have all necessary information/ document that can be used to back up any Claim we may make. All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us seeing this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will Protect you from any breach of the law. Trust me, as his attorney, this is a Risk free business relationship. Please get in touch with me by my email And send me your full names and address, telephone and fax numbers to enable us discuss further. Best Regards, BARRISTER EVANS CAMPBELL. I daresay his name's not on the Bar List, even scellaneously I'd be intrigued to know the reason the name pedro keeps appearing in connection with my good fortune B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siggy Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 I right back to the second and say "hey i'm the family member I want 60% you can have 30 and 10 can go to expenses" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimAttrill Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 There are a few guys on the web who have fun scamming the scammers. I even read about a guy who would not go with the scammer until he joined his (fake) church. He eventually got the scammer to give him something like $5000 to be ordained! This is a good site http://www.419eater.com/html/baiting.htm There was also an Aussie whose bank details were from "The Bank of the Black Stump" whose directors include one Edward Kelly, Sir Donald Bradman and various deceased prime ministers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve King Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 This e-mail is doing the rounds and might amuse you. Dear All, My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me e-mails over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed and wealthy. Thank you all the Generals' daughters. bank officials and widows in Nigeria and Burkino-Faso who have invited me to share in their $35 million inheritances, safe deposit boxes and the like - one day I'm sure the cash will arrive in my bank. Thanks also to those who have placed winning international lottery tickets for me, without my knowledge. So far I've won £65 billion. Thanks to the manufacturers and suppliers of Viagra and all their cut price offers. - So nice of them to think of me. Thank you for the 12,000 magnificent offers for obtaining a fake Rolex. Thank you for the 1200 offers for instant qualifications from various American Universities ranging from a PHD downwards. (No study required.) Thank you to all of the casinos that generously offer me free money to start gambling. How nice they are. Thank you for the 846 offers of pre-approved mortgages. I no longer go to shopping centres because someone might drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer worry about my soul because at the last count I have 363,214 angels looking out for me. Thanks to you, I have learnt that God only answers my prayers if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in hospital (for the 1,387,258th time). I no longer have any money at all - but that will all change once I receive the £15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. Yes, I want to thank you so much for looking out for me that I will now return the favour! If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next seven minutes, a large pigeon with a terrible case of upset stomach will land on your head at 5pm (GMT) this afternoon. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbour's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician. Kind regards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Henson Posted December 16, 2005 Author Share Posted December 16, 2005 One of these e-mails you mean? EURO MILLION LOTTERY INTERNATIONALCALLE MOSTOLES 23C PISO 6G 28923 MADRID ESPANA. DATE:16TH DEC, 2005. FROM:THE DESK OF THE VICE PRESIDENT INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD... REFERENCE: 67/55/IBL BATCH: EGGS-541-444-081 RE: WINNING NOTIFICATION / FINAL NOTICE Sir/Madam, We are pleased to inform you of the long awaited recently released result of the Euro million Lottery International programs held on the 1st of May,2005 in commemoration of the workers day celebration http://flag.blackened.net/daver/anarchism/mayday.html YOUR EMAIL-ADDRESS attached to ticket number:712-430-11-18 with serial number IV 241872.drew lucky numbers 701-9211-511,which consequently won in the 2nd category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of 55,000,000.00 Euros. (FIFTY FIVE THOUSAND EUROS ONLY)already insured in your favour. This is to help encourage the rapid use of microsoft wares and to enlighten and promote the wide spread usage of the internet within the global world,under the able sponsorship of microsoft ware wizard Bill Gates,Sultan of Brunei,together with the USA,AUSTRALIA& a few members of the EUROPEAN ECONOMIC STATES, being powered by http://onlae.terra.es/carteleria/botes_pdf/EuroBote.pdf I'm now so rich that I'm going to buy every single forum member a 200TDi 90. If each of you could just send me £100 to cover administration fees. Les Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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