Guest diesel_jim Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 no what they are saying is that you put a big turbine on the roof of the car. you then push start the car- it turns the turbine because of the air speed- turbine starts to make electricity- powers the electric motors in the car. Makes the car go quicker- more speed = more power. free energy at any speed you want. shall i post this on the greenies forum and see if i get any takers? Hmmm.... perpetual motion like this doesn't work.... Maybe we could have a boiler in each of our cars, and burn a campaigner? Or have Thandie Newton in the back seat... then sod driving anywhere... B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muddyplugger Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 New Words for 2006 Not an new word, but I learnt it in 2006, but have never seen anyone displaying it. Dysdidodokinesis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BogMonster Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Antidisestablishmentarianism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefcoL Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Brad is Lima (Anagram) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillbilly Raider Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Does my bum look big in this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHAVED_GORILLA Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 You haven't bought a Renault Megane have you? SG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BogMonster Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Does my bum look big in this? Yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mo Murphy Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Let op, Drempels ! Mo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BogMonster Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 A bird in the hand will probably do a semi-liquid gronk there if you leave it perched for too long... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillbilly Raider Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Yes GIT! you have bluddy good eyesight if you can see it from there!..... on second thoughts forget i said that ! i am opening myself up for alsorts of abuse!! back on topic........ are you local?????????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonk Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Does my bum look big in this? thats actually a lr sayin mand, so u're OT in an OT thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillbilly Raider Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 is that OT or OT ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BogMonster Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 GIT! you have bluddy good eyesight if you can see it from there!..... on second thoughts forget i said that ! i am opening myself up for alsorts of abuse!! back on topic........ are you local?????????????? I could say something else but I won't... Local to you? No... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillbilly Raider Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 yeh ...DONT! still not to worry.... IT'S NEARLY CHRISTMAS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daan Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Some of us are sooooooo busy... Very unrelated: http://www.jcbdieselmax.com/html/news_deta...amp;searchterm= daan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
02GF74 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 ... has opened in India called "Hitler's Cross" as mentioned on the radio today, a name that may upset some. They then wittered on about other businesses with unusal names and the following* came up: Concrete seller ........................................... Jim'll Mix It Fish and Chips shop on Isle of Wight ............. The Cod Father An art and picture shop ............................... Gallery Singleton A tree surgeon ............................................ John Oaks Cleaneres in St. Albans ............................... Spruce Spring Clean A baker's ................................................... Heat Loaf A sports shop ..............................................Merchant of Tennis A Chinese medicine practitioner ................... Dr Wu A tobacconists ............................................ Fume and Chew A Cafe ....................................................... Mr Tea and my favourite, a window cleaner ............. Chamois Davies Jr (pron. Shammy) * some I made up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edwardatherton Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Useless fact of the day: Jim'll Mix It supplied the concrete for my garage floor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BogMonster Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 "Hitler's Cross" I should think he is - it was all going so well until he invaded Poland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pugwash Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Fish and Chips shop on Isle of Wight ............. The Cod Father there's so many of these awful play on words in the fish and chip industry. Some of my "favourites" A'salt'n battery Thank Cod its FRYdays Jim's Plaice Fin- the last word in fish and chips (although i really like this one as it actually presumes that customers have a modicum of intelligence!) A fish called Rhonda (in Rhonda unsurprisingly- and i don't mind this one either) there's loads more but i just can't think of them at the moment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little nay Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 there ia a shop called The Knocking Shop in a village called Knockin and i once saw a van belonging to a company called Beaver Mats! wonder what service thay offer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
02GF74 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 some more .... There use' to be a chinese restaurant in Knightsbridge (I think) that was called "Ho Lee Fok". And there's a company that'll do your ironing for you in Suffolk - "The Iron Lady" Battered cod in Fallowfield, Manchester There use to be a shoe shop near Bermondsey called R. Soles There is an indian restaurant in Halesowen called Balti Towers and a chinese restaurant in Birmingham called the Shirley Temple There used to be a butchers in Elland (Yorkshire) proudly displaying the sign: P. Sutcliffe family butcher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillbilly Raider Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 http://www.landroversonly.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11733 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbarton Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 We have "Wok This Way" (Chinese takeaway) and "Exchange & Smart" (Fancy Dress) at the bottom of our street. There was "British Hairways" (Ladies Hairdressers) in Sheffield. Some friends formed a group (band) in the '60s "The Beat Routes" and more recently "Phil Anderson and the Philanderers" There was an Afro-Carribean cafe called "Pinky's" in Sheffield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headhunter Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 I saw a landy 130 HC tipper recently near Bedford the sign written name on the side was TOP FELLERS, not a bad name for a tree surgeon. John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillbilly Raider Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 i got moved then? non Gingers put in a request? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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