Am i pleased to report, I have on offer:
Dark Choco-hobnobs - end of packet, been out of the (full) biccy-box perhaps a little too long
Milk Choco-hobnobs - Brand new packet, crisp as you like, quite simply a proper biscuit
Choc chip cookie - the slightly smaller own-brand variety, though with a decent chip:cookie ratio, no skimping allowed
Jaffa Cakes - just broken into a 3x12 packet, so plenty going
Those marshmallow tea cake things - nothing to do with me, the girlfriend likes them but i'm sure she won't mind.
Super Extreme Orange wrappers available for all, shall we say, ummmm £50?