Cornish Rattler Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 Hi guys I got an Alexa for in the garage for Christmas and i've asked her to fit an o/d on my landy and she hasn't, what am i doing wrong ☹🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smallfry Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 See the video on the LED topic ............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazzar Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 They have their uses. But otherwise carp, mine won't tell me what the lottery numbers for tonight are going to be. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagger Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, Gazzar said: They have their uses. But otherwise carp, mine won't tell me what the lottery numbers for tonight are going to be. No, but it’ll probably tell Russian hackers your bank account numbers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elbekko Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 At least your ads will be more targeted to what you need in the garage now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazzar Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 3 hours ago, Snagger said: No, but it’ll probably tell Russian hackers your bank account numbers... They can have my overdraft, all they want! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jon White Posted December 29, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 29, 2020 About the only practical use I've found is when you go round your mates houses and say “Alexa, wake me up at 3am with monster sounds” when they are out of earshot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagger Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 I just had dinner at a friend who is a Jobbophile, and he has Alexa. He also has three and four year old daughters who know how to use it... lights, lights off, lights on, lights off.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderzander Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Snagger said: Jobbophile GUI has gone weird ... Whats a Jobbophile @Snagger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HampshireHog Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 Sounds like the start of a Billy Connelly joke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagger Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 10 hours ago, Anderzander said: GUI has gone weird ... Whats a Jobbophile @Snagger? An ardent acolyte of Steve Jobs, or a sucker for Apple products. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blanco Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 .... I'm grateful to Snagger for the explanation , needless to say I'm not, .....and I was wondering....... I am however a Big Yin fan and if I ever hear it again, I know which association will spring to mind first! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mo Murphy Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 Jobbyphile! Mo 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornish Rattler Posted January 1, 2021 Author Share Posted January 1, 2021 Its just ashame Alexa isn't stereo 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romahomepete Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 Try telling it to fart Peter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HampshireHog Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 That’s a real hoot the first 50 times the grand kids tell her to do it after that it wears a bit thin , they also like to tell her to make an announcement either grandad smells or nanny smells ( the last message is being deputed at the mo ) from the shed to the front room or the other way round . It’s a shame the daft bint doesn’t understand a slight accent muffled by a soggy roll up hanging out of your lips when asking her to play something 🥴 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishbosh Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 I have one too - she's great - tells me when my dinner is ready and everything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HampshireHog Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 😳 brave man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nonimouse Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 On 12/29/2020 at 2:55 PM, Jon White said: About the only practical use I've found is when you go round your mates houses and say “Alexa, wake me up at 3am with monster sounds” when they are out of earshot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Try telling the Alexa to whisper the 3am wake up - she has a whisper like the girl from 'The Ring' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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